Saturday, September 4, 2010

Presenting the iDUI-1000

iDUI-1000 one fine
single speed maschine
Among the many products and services my Enterprise offers are tools to survive the everydayness, exist through transcendence, and annihilate the abhorrent routine. After the dasGTI electronics were seriously damaged by the Lawyer's best buddy, die Mechanik, the das Wagen became useless and left me with no choice but to find solutions to get the job done. Aquaman first insisted on renting a das Wagen from Enterprise Rentals while Lady Kokodrile treasured the idea of riding a scooter together through town. I desisted on their recommendations which at the same time I found them idiotic. They knew better that my funds were limited after buying two brand new patrols to the Android-Law-Enforcement of Lulu Land. Therefore it was a no-brainer to put the iDUI-1000 to work, and this was the best business decision of my entire career.